ELVIS IS DEAD


Elvis had an heart-attack, 
'cos he got too bleedin' fat. 
He weighed nearly half a ton, 
He looked more like a pregnant mum. 

 Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead. 

Elvis had a gammy leg, 
He had a gammy head. 
He had a gammy kidney, 
He's better-off dead. 

In August 1977, 
Elvis met his fate. 
But he couldn't get into heaven, 
'cos he couldn't get thru the gate. 

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